So. I've had a little lump on my knob for a few years now, Not sore and never got any bigger. Well it didn't until a couple of weeks ago, then it started to grow It's on the skin on the knob and not the knob itself, so I had an inkling what it might be as it's at the lower end, towards my bollocks. About 25 years ago, I kept getting abscesses under my armpits. It was diagnosed as ingrowing pubic hairs. The eventual cure was to surgically remove both my armpits. I can tell you that it was ****ing bastard sore afterwards, especially when they changed the dressings I suspected this was what the growth on my cock was. I went to the quack's this morning and thankfully, he confirmed my diagnosis. I explained that I couldn't entertain having The Hammerhead TM amputated, which thankfully, wasn't necessary. He put a little nick in the growth with a scalpel and a fair bit of vile smelling yellow pus came out. It's now back to normal - well as normal as The Hammerhead TM ever was. Any of you ever experienced in-growing hairs? Hope you all enjoy your lunch
Not another thread about your little fella, RHC! No, never had ingrowing hairs and I'm a hairy f*cker, too! Ingrowing hairs and their subsequent abscesses are pretty horrific, so I'm very grateful.
i suspect there has been some badger Rodgering going on, so serves you fecking right no porn movie next door for you then
No one wants to know about your hairy penis! Well... #zingywould I'm sure this is some curse visited upon you by the satanic vampire sex kittens next door.
Maybe the satanic vampire sex kittens have following you for years... just hiding in the shadows spying on you. You've only just noticed them. Maybe you're like an evil Eddie Murphy in the golden child. You're the chosen one to protect the demon vampire lord and his sex kittens as they turn the human race into mindless sex zombies.
The world will be a far happier place. I didn't think this would merge with the office next door thread
only a little under the neckline when shaving against the grain. i would have to ask, ingrown pube... did you shave or wax for the porno vampire next door or what.
I know someone who had an ingrowing hair on their arse which grew until it began to wrap around the base of his spine and cut off the nerves. He thought he was going to be paralysed for life until tests revealed what it was. Following an operation to remove it he is fine...but scary times whilst it was under investigation.
*****************Warning - do not read if eating or thinking of eating!!!! ***************** I think I once had something similar on my ball sack. I googled it and, apparently, they're quite common. Found out what the doctor would do then did it myself. Pierced it with a pin (which I heated with a lighter and doused liberally with vodka, in true aseptic fashion!) and squeezed out the build up which was white and gritty in consistency and smelled a bit cheesy.
Mine was yellow rather than white. I remember I was having Sunday dinner with my wife to be when an abscess under my armpit burst. She was sick with the smell, but had to drive me to A & E. Now most of you will be aware that there's normally an interminable wait at A & E before you got seen. However, with people behind me holding their noses, I was lkiterally dragged straight through to the doctor
