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  1. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Right. I've been accused of going mad and making things up and on the face of it this doesn't sound feasible but I'm adamant I'm right.

    I used to visit family in Whitley bay in the mid 80s - 93ish.
    The swimming pool waves had a diving pool next to the main pool with a big glass bit you could look through and see people diving/swimming under water.
    I am absolutely certain that for a period of time they had a turtle in said diving pool. At that point you weren't allowed to dive in it but I'm sure it was a thing for a while.

    I've spoke about it and people are sure I'm misremembering/making **** up. I don't suppose anyone here saw/remembers it?
     
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  3. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Is that a no? <laugh>
     
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  4. ToonArmy1892

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    Were you on magic mushrooms at the time?
     
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    So your the perv who didn’t ever swim but spent all his time looking through the glass?
    Now the avi makes sense :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

    I’m sure it was a mosaic on the wall !!! Not a real one
     
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  7. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Honestly, I'm beginning to doubt myself.
     
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    I'm from Whitley Bay but we moved away when i was still young (mid-80s). We did used to go back, swimming, ice rink, etc. I'd have been like 7-10 at the years your suggesting and I'll be honest, I don't remeber any turtles and I kind of think I would have done.

    It's possible I've just forgotten though, or didn't visit the baths when the turtle was in situ. So don't worry too much, you mentalist.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    On the floor
    I'm sure there was more than one turtle as well
    1 large one and 1 about half size

    The mind plays tricks the older you get :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    At least can we all agree that it wasn’t a real turtle?? :biggrin:
     
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    You sure you didn't just see a mackem on a day out taking a **** in the pool?

    Would explain not being allowed to dive in for a while!
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    Yoy've gone turtley mad.
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    you from Ashington by chance ??
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    There is the story of the Ashington born BBC news reporter given his big opportunity on the Six O’ Clock main BBC News program when a van load of tortoises died in a crash on the Spine Road just outside Ashington and right on cue started his report with

    “It’s a ‘turtle’ disaster here on the Spine Road”
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I can't believe you killed a van load of tortoises just to get that joke in Trev.
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Well, they were in on the joke.

    <cheers>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    And what has that tortoise about you and your turtle lack of morals?
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    That you’re from Ashington?
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Nope!
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    It’s okay too admit it. We won’t look down on you…well no more than we do already anyway.
     
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