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Verne Troyer Dead Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 21, 2018.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <rose>
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 21, 2018
  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    Someone start a dead jokes thread, I can't do two in one week.
     
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    Mick, Apr 21, 2018
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Change the title of this if you can.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 21, 2018
  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I blame Ciaran.
     
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    Mick, Apr 21, 2018
  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    RIP little man...
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 21, 2018
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    ****, wrong midget...

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    Archers Road, Apr 21, 2018
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Apr 21, 2018
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It's a short life <party>






    On another note, I'd love to ride a midget bird. Any of you ****s know any, I'll pay her, no problem <ok>
     
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    monacoger, Apr 21, 2018
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    We need a young priest and an old priest.
     
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    B-C, Apr 22, 2018

  11. chinasaint

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  12. Tina.

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    He’s the spitting image of my first husband <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Apr 22, 2018
  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He took a fit of coffin am hearin

    :laugh: ^
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 22, 2018
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  14. Patience

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    Divorced by Dev.
     
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    Patience, Apr 22, 2018
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <grr>

    Beat me to it.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 25, 2018
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Bad news: He's dead
    Good news: His family will save a few quid, kids' coffins are cheaper than adult ones.

    Swings and roundabouts
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 25, 2018
  17. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Supposedly committed suicide.

    Jumped off the couch.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 26, 2018
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 26, 2018
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    ***** territory iirc.
     
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    GroveRanger, Apr 26, 2018

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