Im not sure they felt riled at any point , they mostly whooped it up agreeing on most of it ....unless I need to do some catching up on that thread
Nah, I've not done any more Texan-Teasing yet. The fact that I said stuff like "metrosexuals and ultra-liberals" and "sob-sister" and they didn't see the irony in it is frightening. It's like poking a Downy with a stick; funny at first but eventually he'll use his ***** strength on you!!
Ive only ever met one texan , to my knowledge , and I dont think he was typical of the breed please log in to view this image since he had a band called " The Texas Jewboys "
What an ace name for a band!!! I've worked with loads of them simply because Texans think that they invented oil. The first time I ever went offshore I was staying on a Yank/Canuck platform. They all wear dungarees instead of boilersuits, mirrored Oakley sunglasses instead of safety specs and metal firefighter style hats instead of a plastic hardhat. Bunch of ****s. Plus the announcements over the tannoy system sound like "Fur de bur dur, phone fur der ter mur" literally sounds like gibberish. There was one mopey-faced arrogant Texan on here who was a gearbox specialist or something like that about 4-5 months ago and he was the rudest most ignorant **** I've ever met in my life. You meet some ****ers offshore but this guy was so far up his own arse he could give himself a colonoscopy.
Im seriously thinking of applying for a firearms licence for " pest control ".....................I`ll just not let on what "pests " I have in mind
metal fire hat, dungarees and mirrored oakleys? or yellow plastic hat, boiler suit and saftey goggles? they sound pretty cool to me
That's why you're a ****er Nev. **** knows who they're trying to impress not much fanny out here in the middle of the sea.
not much fanny? look in the mirror. ps texans are all friendly as ****, even the gun totin ones. av made some friends for life on i lovetexas&guns.com
TouchÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Â âââ‰â¢ÃÆÃââââ¬Ã ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâé Nev. Point of fact is that any kind of overt physical display used for reasons other than attracting a mate is narcissism. Or if it’s offshore; homosexuality. That’s why only queers and steers come from Texas. P.S If you want to call me a taig then just do it as Nev not Butcher Baws.
P.P.S. I doubt you are Butcher Baws Nev but I'm going to keep accusing Rangers fans on here until one of you owns up. It could be Rocket or Frank in disguise though. You're my third suspect Nev...I've got my taige eyes on you.
See if it is you. It's the best wind-up in Not606 history!! What worries me is that it might not be a wind-up and Butcher Baws really is some misshapen freak sitting there with a Red Hand of Ulster flag draped round his shoulders smearing faecal matter on papal pictures whilst pushing rosary beads up his arse....
That is literally how it sounded. It's also the only platform I've even been on where the tannoys were inside the cabins and went off all night. On the third night the rigger from Dundee I was sharing with got out his bunk screamed "****s!!!" at the top of his voice and ripped the cable out of the bottom of it. I dread to think what it would be like if there was an evacuation of the platform "Thir ur dur orm sperk. Thur ur nur mur gun C. Plur mur yur wur tur thur mur stur station"
I seen that one the other day as well Series 1 is much better than the 2nd I love the episode where he's at his stalkers house Stalker - So you'll come for dinner and meet my brother Alan - Yeh, yeh (gets in car, rolls down window) No way ya spastic, you're a mentalist I watched the 1st two episodes of brass eye last night
