Venom and ER's big day oot in Saulkits

http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/303334-sex-awareness-training-for-jedward-flasher/

**** sake

 

And the cry was "Do you want to see my penis?"

 

The shows were closed. What else were we meant to do on a windy day oot in Saltcoats?

 

Just realised we could have hopped the ferry to Millport

 

It just so happens that I know a big tranny doon there

You could also indulge in Saltcoats other popular local pastimes - paramilitary gun-running, shagging your sister and granny farming

 

haha my middle names are John and Edward and i work offshore

 

I read one the other week in the Ayrshire post (i think) where a guy got caught ****ing on the bus by some old dear and like a true pro he just smiled and carried on, think it was the Drongan bus so it explains a lot. I think he got a reduced sentence by claiming he had a medical condition that caused inflammation of the penis

 

Sounds like a crackin day oot.

 

kinky bastards i like it

 

The good old number 46 bus. What do you expect from a bus that goes through Coylton?

 

They let the mask slip then?

 

A glory hunting Celtic fan?

 

Coylton is one of the better backward little villages round here, i looked the story up anyway and it was the mauchline bus

 

I was born in Coylton. Lived in different parts of Ayrshire: Ayr, Annbank, Stair (coldest place on earth!)

 

My mum lives in coylton now thats thats the only reason I've been near it lately, lived in Ayr all my days the capital of the shire!

 

I used to live in Queen's Terrace (30 seconds from the beach). Was a student at SAC.

 

that's close to the Piv is it no? the place is a ghost town compared to what it used to be, im just in from work and i stay just next to the high street and there's not one bit of drunken fanny walking about.The only time you see fanny is when the weegies come down for there £9.99 sun holidays at craig tara.