While Sir Vampire Sugar still breaths I don't see Venners ever being in football. When they fell out over Tel's exit from Tottenham, he got something Tel, god knows what but probably some shady business deal or something. I have no basis for this other than my own instincts but whenever I've thought about it over the years, it's always felt hinky to me.
Does no-one have an original idea? Anyone else who has been out of the game for 10 or more years is welcome to come on board, they might even get a game if they can still walk...
Thought Sir Les was advising too.....and Hoddle and Jordan and Bond. What can go wrong ....we must be the best advised team in the world. There can never be too many cooks, can there?????
Perhaps El Tel can advise Sir Les to inform Arry to tell Hoddle to have a word with Bond to tell the team to give it one hundred percent. By the time that filters through, I'd imagine there'll be snow on the ground and Chinese whispers will give the final order to give him a hundred pesetas. If that happens, perhaps Steve Black could have a motivational chat with Mr Venables.