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Vegetarianism - it's the way forward

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Shameless, Apr 17, 2012.

  1. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    1. It will save on your food bills

    2. It will encourage you to be more thoughtful about what you eat

    3. For them that like to cook, it will also encourage you to be more creative in the kitchen

    4. There is no reason for any living creature to die for your sustenance

    5. It will vastly reduce your ecological footprint

    6. People will no longer need to eat Mexican undocumented worker body parts that get mashed up in US meat factories

    7. You will have a much improved ****ting life with nice big satisfyingly firm turds

    8. There will be fewer fatties around

    9. You will have more energy and feel less sluggish

    10 Your farts won't smell of dead badgers

    (this is a response to that well known ****er TFWNN who posted a question on another thread - 'can anyone tell me what is good about vegetarianism?')

    Go on, be a veggie, you know it makes sense
     
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  2. Cyclonic

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    Where do I sign up? :)
     
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  3. Cyclonic

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    How about meat flavoured vegis?
     
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  4. Shameless

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    - just add sauce
     
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  5. Cyclonic

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    What's that from?
     
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  6. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Strip loins
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bacon sarnies with brown sauce too nice to give up. And just as I know there are Jewish people who eat pork, there are veggies who eat meat products.
     
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  8. Go G YellowScreen

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    I fear you're on to a hiding to nothing here Shameless.

    Too many posters on here with 'I'm a real man' issues.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    No 'real man' issue with me. I just like to eat meat.
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Now there's a confusing statement if ever I heard one.
     
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  11. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F."
    His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."
    Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
    She responded simply, "E.F."
    He repeated, "F.F."
    She again replied, "E.F."
    "Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"
    Bad Bernie answered: "Your mother wants to eat first."
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How long have you been suffering from this eating disorder?
     
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  14. MrT

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    Meat tastes too good. I have no issues about killing animals and even less about eating them <ok>

    Knew a veggie once - his only failing was a passion for Greggs' Steakbakes.
     
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    **** off bono
     
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  16. Barrie Lochrie

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    What have you got against people that eat meat. It's the most natural thing in the world.

    For dinner last night, I had Salmon drenched in a lemon type sauce, asparagus, new totties and brocolli.

    It was devine.
     
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  17. Barrie Lochrie

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    What have you done with Jen you little bitch?!
     
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  18. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    My nut cutlets are to die for
     
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  19. Go G YellowScreen

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    Nothing actually. Although I'd rather people didn't eat meat I'm not one for lecturing people who do. It's the whole "me man, me eat meat" thing that gets annoying.

    Sounds like a delicious meal by the way.
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    We are omnivorous apes, go lecture the chimpanzees.
     
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