vardy

your the greatest striker in the world forget about messi and co
how your so brilliant i dont know
and the defenders cant mark your a no go

your faster than a whippet and slipperey as a snake
when you play against the villa its like theyve bit hit with an earthquake
i hope he gets one hundred caps for his sake

hes the best since linecker and the best since duggan hes the best by far
and im off to liecester to watch him in my new car
keep up the good work you beautifull superstar

 

And it all scans so well.

Nurse! He's out of bed again!

 

I want to see you read this tomorrow at the KP - come up to Leicester and bring a soap box with you

 

I'd love to know how old you are qprted. Something stops me insulting you because l think you aren't old enough to be on not606.

 

... how often do they change Poet Laureate? ... think ted is in with a shout...

 

... reminds me of one of the late Kenny Everett's characters... think it was Sid Snot .. and this brilliant effort at poetry..

There was a cow
Upon a hill
If it's not there now ...




... it must have gone...