Don't do that... Then we'll miss out on the threads: "Premier League uses Vanishing spray for first time" "One week ago today, the Premier League used Vanishing spray" "Poll, doesn't like vanishing spray" "Vanishing spray vanishes after being sprayed" "Do you like vanishing spray" "8 days ago toda, the Premier League used Vanishing spray" "First use of vanishing spray at a Manchester derby" "Vanishing spray is being used a lot now" "9 days ago today the premier league first used vanishing spray".
Suggested other threads for vanishing spray. "Politicians used vanishing spray on **** dossier" "Vanishing spray cured Wayne Rooney's penile warts after long weekend with granny" "I spent an hour in Boots and couldn't see vanishing spray anywhere" "Why doesn't anybody contribute to vanishing spray threads anymore?"
The quality of the product didn't stop Tiger Woods, Roger Federer, Thierry Henry and others endorsing it. Perhaps vanishing spray could be endorsed by Mark Clattenburg, Mark Halsey and Andre Marriner. It's unlikely that Howard Webb would be available. Manchester United already own him.
