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Valentines day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    What a ****ing load of ****..

    I personally feel aggrieved by the fact I have to waste my money on it. I've refused to take the mrs out for a meal on the night and am instead taking her the following night that way I get a normal menu and not a weir restaurant set up with tables for two whilst people try and be romantic which unsurprisingly I'm **** at..

    I begrudge buying flowers as they put the prices up.

    So what romantic gestures will everyone be making if any?? Not that I'm looking for pointers I'm just curious as to how sad some men really are in trying desperately to impress their burds.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Give her anal and tell her to be ****ing grateful.

    Folk starving in Africa or something. <ok>
     
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  3. gas

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    I'll be giving her multiple orgasms
     
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  4. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Few of ya mates coming round to have a go too then??
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Come to think of it, I'm away that day so I'll get some big black man to do it.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I used to hate Valentine's but I've come round to it.

    The present/flower buying requires zero imagination and, as long as you don't **** it up, is a guaranteed blowjob.

    Birds love it and the older I get, the more I realise that an easy life is dependant upon keeping the missus happy <henpecked><notevenashamedtoadmitit>
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    **** day and impossible to get a table for 1<grr>
     
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  8. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I will buy her flowers.. As its generally the only time I ever do unless I'm trying to impress someone or am in the dog house..

    Am going to cook for her valentines night..
     
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  9. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Lonely much? :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I got Mrs Gas a dozen red roses last year fifty ****ing quid <grr>

    The sex in return was good but no more than the usual. I'll try some daffodils this year.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm free Mick.

    Burger King??

    We can play with our plastic dinosaurs and get to wear a hat.
     
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  12. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Not at all.. Why you looking for a date??? You'll have to buy me flowers first..
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Guarantee you won't fall asleep with dry balls <ok>
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fixed.
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>

    I imagine I could feed an Ethiopian family for a year with her arse..
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Not burger king (horsemeat) but yes I'm free
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Not burger king (horsemeat) but yes I'm free <rose>
     
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  18. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    No, not at all. Besides, I don't like Nazi types.

    I was just confused by this thread a little... you start off saying anyone who does stuff for Valentines is sad, then in recent comments have told us that you're cooking a meal for her?

    (PM me some pics of you and I might change my mind:emoticon-0109-kiss:)
     
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  19. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Yes I begrudgingly go along with it all.. As you have to really.. I just hate it.

    Pic sent of me furiously masterbating over my printout of Tina's tits. <ok>

    Nowt wrong with nazi types, just misunderstood and we're snappy dressers..
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Aye, beans on toast with a sprig of parsley to garnish.
     
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