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  1. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Royal Ascot

    3.45 - Power (3/1)

    Silly little e/w
    3.05 - Bapak Cinta (33/1)
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 19, 2012
  2. Murray

    Murray Active Member

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    Way to go on spelling your own screenname. <laugh>
     
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    Murray, Jun 19, 2012
  3. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Way to go????

    Are you some American woman or something?
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 19, 2012
  4. Mick

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    I've done my nuts at the Euros - bet365's system went down the other night where no price changes were being made during the Germany v Holland game.

    You could back Germany 0/0.5 on the Asian Handicap at 1.75 when the score was 2-0 while it was 1.5 in Asia - I got ball deep just for the dutch ****s to score and beat the bet when it was hitting about 1.3. 500 quid done in on something which was completely the wrong price.

    Spain hump Ireland and both Croatia and Spain could do with a 2-2 draw to qualify - I lump on the Even goals at 1.95, because if Ireland didn't lose then a draw did both Spain and Croatia, if Spain or Croatia finished 2-2, 3-3 etc then they both went through - apart from that there is a genuine evens chance the game can finish 0-0 or 1-1 or 2-0 etc - ****s Spain score in the 87th minute to beat me out of 300 quid.

    <grr>
     
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  5. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Never heard of Asian handicap, seems a bit complicated.I never bet on football any more, it is far more difficult than it seems and always went for silly 10 game accumulators which always brought up at least one crazy result.
     
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  6. Mick

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_handicap

    I'm not a huge football punter myself - I have my customary outright bet on a big tournament but apart from that I tend to only gravitate towards wrong prices - you know they are wrong because somebody has done something stupid, and there are that many betting companies online that somebody does something stupid often enough.

    Of course when somebody does something stupid it may increase the odds to be bigger than the actual likelihood of that selection to win, but that selection can still ****ing lose <grr>
     
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  7. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    Asian handicap seems a rather boring way of betting, not for me I think.

    Am always on the lookout for wrong prices as well although normally horses that are odds on, shouldn't be as short in my opinion and also I have seen them race recently at the course myself , if all these are so then I lay them.
     
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  8. Murray

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    Ah, sorry.

    It means "Congratulations".

    ("Congratulations" means "you done good", if you don't know what that means either. :))
     
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    Murray, Jun 19, 2012
  9. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    You done good ffs, you really are an american woman aren't you?
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jun 19, 2012
  10. Murray

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    I didn't know how to dumb it down for you any more than that, sorry. :(

    I can only come down so far, you gotta meet me somewhere pal.
     
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    Murray, Jun 20, 2012

  11. Toby

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    Murray you're cool, don't listen to these ****s <ok>
     
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    Toby, Jun 20, 2012
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Toby's grooming shame.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jun 20, 2012
  13. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    The irony.
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Stop following me around homo.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Jun 20, 2012
  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Again, irony.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> Hope your club gets demoted.
     
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  17. Murray

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    Uh ... thanks?
     
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