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Match Day Thread UTD v Watford

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Relegated Watford take on Champions elect UTD

    Interesting Watford Facts

    Elton John once saw UTD v Watfor and he decided to be a UTD fan

    His bum hole is quite big (so Im told)
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've done a major jinx by selecting Rashford as captain in my fantasy footy team.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    **** sake, where are the facts?

    Surely some reference to Elton John and his clammy hands should be included.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bring back Chris <laugh>
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Wrong board.

    He had WAY too much detail anyway, all you need are a few prescient and interesting facts.

    Elton John for instance is married to a bloke who was weirdly christened with three first names, the first two being 'His Partner'.

    He also has very clammy hands and a leery grin.
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I think we will win this one nice and handy, by 3-1.

    City will also not win, which will bring us within two more points of them. Sadly I think Arsenal will beat Swansea and they are nothing more than flat track bullies who like to beat mid table to relegation candidates at home.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was a joke.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I know! <doh>


    Try telling a funny one next time. <ok>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knobhead <ok> <laugh>
     
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  10. J T Bodbo

    J T Bodbo Well-Known Member

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    It's clearly a waste of time taking any notice of the opinions on this forum.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yes, it is.

    <ok>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only some of them <whistle>
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Apart from the bit about Elton John being married to His Partner David Furrnish.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Has that twat still got anything to do with Watford?
     
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  15. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No idea.
     
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  16. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    2-1 to us.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Not kicked off yet <whistle>
     
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  18. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Ha ****er.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He resigned as life president in 2008, so google says
     
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  20. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    After my last glorious thread, you could have at least waited FFS! <grr>

    This thread has the kiss of death about it. I can feel Van Gaal's slimy, sweaty hands all over it!
     
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