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Off Topic UTD SIGN NEW LUBRICANT DEAL

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Garlic Klopp, Mar 14, 2016.

  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Utd have apparently signed a new sponsorship deal with Gulf lubricants. The floor is now open for comments, although it is far to easy like a full toss in cricket terms
     
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    Now all they need is a rich oilygarch to come in for them.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Just in time for another fist ****ing on Thursday evening then ... we'll start with a thumb <ok>
     
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  4. Full toss and lubricant is the same post? Intentional?
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Do you really even need to ask

    Anyway, I'm more concerned by the glaring spelling error that requires a FFS <doh> and an extra 'o'
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Is it to represent their slide from grace?
     
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  7. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    So now they'll not even feel contact....Young will be truly ****ed....
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Lubey van gaal
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    koala tea.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Oilchester United.

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Footballers really should not do adverts.
     
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  12. Are you saying Lallana isn't a footballer?
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Fair enough <ok>
     
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    I'm saying he shouldn't do adverts.
    Neither should Sturridge (dull as ****), Hart ( just cringeworthy), or any of them. Rooney's horrific mush should never be let out in public without adequate prior warning so that children and animals can be safely hidden away.
    I mean, what were they thinking? Lala's not too bad, I suppose, but Coutinho always looks like he can smell **** and no amount of toiletries will ever make Skrtel look like anything other than a serial killer.
     
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  15. I generally agree but I think Lallana is good in the adverts he's done so I was just being my usual awkward self :)
     
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    You? Awkward? :)
    I did say Lala's not too bad- which is as near to offering praise as I'm going on this one.
     
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  17. Apology accepted ;)
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    United need their Gulf lubricated well before Thursday.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who's Grace? <yikes>
     
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  20. no idea but it sounds like she enjoyed herself...
     
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