Well I am bored on my own in the office so as opposed to masturbating in the window at the school children as the leave I thought I would post another massive fail of a thread.. Pointless fact: Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people.. amusing/boring story: I once was stuck in traffic on the M25 desperate for a piss so decided to attempt pissing in a coke bottle every time i went to release the traffic edged forward... then entering the dartford tunnel i let the piss flow only to look up to see a lorry driver peering down through my sunroof at me waving at me.. this was on my way to gatwick airport.. when i got to the airport i left my car in a pick up point then when i got back to it a team of armed police were about to carry out a controlled explosion on my car and had evacuated the surrounding area... confession: I think i may have ****ed a bird with gonorrea when i was 15.. as when i removed the old chap from her it was covered in what looked like cottage cheese..
The flower, the orchid, derives its name from the Greek word for testicle. Having more than 2 nuts is known as polyorchidism.
If you were able to stand on the surface of Venus.....you will be able to see the back of your own head!!!!
