Unlikely Things to Hear/See In Formula 1

Lets play a new, funny and topical game. Inspired by Mock the Week.

I'll start off.

- Bernie Ecclestone has given out 100 free tickets to the Formula 1 weekend in Monaco.

- Alonso gave the lead away to Felipe Massa in Spain, Massa was travelling 2 tenths a lap quicker and the team noticed that Alonso would gain nothing.

- Karthikeyan is to race with Redbull in 2014, the Indian has signed a 5 year deal.

- Mark Webber gained 5 places from the race start this weekend, the driver battled Vettel towards the end of the race, and was clearly the faster driver all weekend.

- Martin Brundle has praised Michael Schumacher in his efforts over his 21 year career, the Brit especially commended Schumacher's driving technique.

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You can carry on

 

Jenson Button doesnt moan about balance
di Resta is exciting
Gutierrez finishes without hitting someone

 

"Jules, Max is faster than you. Can you confirm you understand this message?"

 

Benson writing a non-Hamilton based article.

 

It rained in Canada during the race weekend, after much protest... Charlie decided to keep the race going.

 

- Two-way WDC fight goes down to the wire again! Red Bull and Ferrari will once again do battle for the drivers championship, and both Massa and Webber are confident of championship success.

- RSPCA accuses Hamilton of animal cruelty. A spokesperson said "He must not choose between Roscoe and W04. He needs to spend enough time with both dogs."

- Video footage reveals Marko's gay relationship with Red Bull driver. Marko later said "I am so sorry that Mrs. Webber had to find out this way"

- Respected pundit Martin Brundle gives Maldonado "Mr Consistency" nickname

- Di Resta wins Comedy Award. "I don't understand how I won. All I said was that I could be a World Champion" the confused Scot said in his winning speech.

 

Bernie felt the seductive breath on his neck and gasped in pleasure.
"So, mister Ecclestone, how would I go about getting a... discount... for my team?" said Vijay Mallya.

 

And despite the downpour and wet track surface the race continued uninterrupted without any drivers getting on to the team radio to complain about the conditions like little kids.

 

Jarno Trulli admitted that the incident in Brazil 2009 was completely his fault.

Flavio Briatore has returned as Ferrari team principal.

 

- Bernie's wives married him for his good looks...

 

Joey is the most loved poster on Not606 F1, the love affair with him grew during a period when he was giving out copious amounts of thanks and likes to all and any posts...

 

EDIT: When I initially posted this it didn't appear. IGNORE ME (but read the one below)

 

Human rights protests are expected at the British Grand Prix this week, "it's like Bahrain out there" said an anonymous Force India engineer.

 

LMAO at Bando disliking this, how apt.

 

Jacques Villeneuve believes the level of competition is at a new, higher level to when he raced in the 90's.

 

SilverArrow came back to Not606 F1 and never said a single word about Vettel.

 

- Yuji Ide is not a legend

 

- Vijay Mallya pays his bills on time

 

Miggins believes Webber has the talent to beat Vettel this year.

Kimi Raikkonen has decided to give a **** about everything. And hates Ice-cream.

 

Look how rigid that Red Bull front wing is.