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University Gymnasiums, i salute you

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    i get access to heriot watt uni gym through work so use that during the wk and have a wkend pass for glasgow uni and they are without a doubt the greatest centers of clunge in the western world.<MUIR!!!!>

    today was particulary good, there was a tall amazon with a beyonce arse and massive tits going hell for leather on the cross-trainer, i found myself sandwiched between two blonde slavic chics gibbering away to each other on the treadmills, there was a tall muscular (not in an unattractive way) brunette grunting like a mating wookee on the rowing machine and last but not least a classic 5ft **** all solid body with tits so big you know they're going to be a train wreck at 35 but at 19 they are a joy to behold (from now on i will always go to the gym at 1:30 instead of 12:30 so i can stalk this one more efficiently).

    this is the only thing that motivates me to exercise, cant wait till sunday until my wkly visit to the glasgow one <MUIR!!!!>
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    thats the only thing that makes me want to go to the gym.
     
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  3. any grunting males? <muir>
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    By contrast the gym offshore is mainly middle-aged, muscle-bound, closet-cases scoping my fine young arse out. The reason I only go to the gym when I'm onshore.
     
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  5. lone ranger

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    and the beauty is there's mirrors everywhere, you can stare like a rapist and its okay <MUIR!!!!>

    the burd on the rowing machine was in a lycra one piece, i was doing sprints in the hope that they might hide my rager
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Thats why I don't go places like that.

    The urge would be too much & I'd have to crack one off over one of them <MUIR>
     
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  7. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <MUIR!!!!>

    it is dangerous. the 5ft chic was on the abs machine and i was across the room doing curls or something when i realised i was staring directly into her fanny like i'd just seen jesus and had been like this for about 5 minutes. i could smell her.
     
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  8. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    sweet jesus thats horrific.

    nope, i think i perfer mine stocked with 18-22 year olds (i'm ancient to them), i'm just biding my time and waiting till one of the street lights in the car park stops working
     
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  9. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I'd **** in to anyones mouth while they were exercising, it'd be funny whoever the receiver was.
     
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    Is it not uncomfortable to train with a balaclava on LR?
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    i've found that people tend not to look directly at ginger people so in the aftermath they always struggle to identify them correctly
     
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