To be fair to the likes of Stan, Gonzo, they're pretty much always here whatever their last result, ready to take the **** they know is coming their way. More than can be said for some!
I know. PIXIE, for example, disappeared for 4 weeks. He's telling everyone that he went on "business" to "California." I reckon he's got a sign with "California" written on it, pinned to the door of his mum's closet under the stairs, and he was "busy" in there, ****ing in silence and darkness for a month.
Yes, whereas it is entirely possible to get internet access in the empty darkness under his mother's stairs. It's all so plausible.