Having signed the next Henry in Martial as many predicted without having seen him kick a ball, I want to be the first to claim we are about to sign the next Marco Van Basten! Prove how much of a true United fan you are by saying all hail, Chong!! No, not some far-eastern oriental nobody, but a dutch nobody. You may never have heard of him, so to help you out the next time you need to back up Woodward's astute decision making, here is some information... A scorer of great goals from outside of the box and described as being as fast as a bullet and explosive. A left footed very skillful player. He is essentially a striker but also plays on the wing and can play in midfield. (I accept he may not be two-footed like MVB but fck you! He is the one) Best of all he has a hairstyle to match the dreads of Fellaini. In a hair fight there is no doubt Chong would decapitate Fellaini. Which means we may finally get rid of that toad! please log in to view this image (Disclaimer: absolutely no chance he could be the next Bebe, but if he is it's purely coincidental. Who needs a proven goalscorer anyway)
Speaking of Fabio...where is he and what is he doing? The same goes for his brother. They were supposed to be the full back answers for a decade but they seem to have disappeared post Fergie. Fergie really was an incredible manager. In hindsight, he made Silvestre look competent.
