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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Nov 13, 2012.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    It's like the fecking United Nations in my work just now.

    Indians, Chinese, Pakistani, Dutch, People with beards, Friendly "people person" bosses in the closset.

    I've been playing "spot the white man" with myself for 7 weeks now.

    I haven't won yet.

    BTW. Some of my best friends are women so I'm not racist.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How many of them have ye shagged?
     
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  3. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Coon patrol.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    fixed
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That goats ate the wrang kind of weed (or the right kind) <laugh>
     
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  8. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I've been playing with myself for 7 weeks now.

    < on medication so have ****** spazzy ejaculation, can't even **** myself off >
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

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    baws the size of Venus
     
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  10. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I'd be more worried its found an lsd stock pile <laugh>
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Venus is a bird.
     
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