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Unexpected Item in the bagging area

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  1. Nathan Barley

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    Many a women have said the same as the title when they have woken up groggy with me pumping them
     
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    Because your penis is so unexpected in a vagina?
     
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    When they are your bird, yes
     
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    I was arrested in Sainsbury's today for examining my testicles in the self-checkout area. <grr>

    They really need to make their signs less ambiguous.
     
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    I've only just started shopping there after being banned from Tesco. Apparently, this is a warning and not an instruction.

    please log in to view this image
     
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