Under 20 World Cup

[stopmeandslapme]

Been a couple of weeks since an England representative team played in an international football tournament but here we go again as our Under 20s kick off against "The Axis of Evil"'s finest: North Korea. You can follow the action (live text commentary) here.

Can we go one better this time and win rather than lose?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Dominated the match with 16 shots at goal but only 4 on target, final score 0-0. Could be end of tournament as this was the "must win" game of the group.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Group F
Team......P..W..D..L..GF.GA.Pts
Argentina.3..2..1..0..4..0..7
Mexico....3..1..1..1..3..1..4
England...3..0..3..0..0..0..3
Korea DPR.3..0..1..2..0..6..1


0-0, 0-0, 0-0
We're consistent.

 

[North North Watford]

There's no disgrace in drawing 0-0 with Argentina, Mexico and a team literally playing for their lives, but I can't believe a team with our record is able to qualify.

All we have to do now is win penalty shootouts after goalless draws against Nigeria, Ecuador, Guatemala and Saudi Arabia, and we're world Champions.

 

[TheOXOCube:5pur2]

9ja is gonna destroy England

 

[stopmeandslapme]

9ja is gonna destroy England

What's that? ******?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Out Nigeria 1 England 0.

 

[TheOXOCube:5pur2]

What's that? ******?

You were saying?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

You were saying?

Congratulations, you managed to type a whole sentence in English, those special needs schools work miracles.

 

[PompeyLapras]

0 goals in four games, that's quite an impressive feat actually!

 

[TheOXOCube:5pur2]

Oh so I'm a ****** because us Nigerians refer to Nigeria as 9ja? Jog on you supid grammar nazi.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Oh so I'm a ****** because us Nigerians refer to Nigeria as 9ja? Jog on you supid grammar nazi.

I understand now. You need to be aware that western civilization refers to Nigeria as "Nigeria" not "9ja".