A read a thread on Gas Chat called Martin Cameroon it shows a photo shopped picture of him (even the posters actually think its him ) well anyway its taken from a website called Uncyclopedia check it out its quite funny. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Ethernator/Martin_Cameron_(footballer) http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Bristol_Rovers_F.C. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Bristol_city
from the 3rd link, before that gets deleted: Bristol City FC is an English football club (football being used in the loosest possible sense) based in the city of Bristol. History The club were founded in 1982 by a group of disgruntled local muck-hurlers. They were immediately accepted into the third tier of the Fizzy Drinks League, and gained their first promotion two years later. Their first trophy win came in the 85-86 season in the Mickey Mouse Cup with a 1-0 win over rivals Walt Disney Wanderers. Their victory was owing to a late own-goal from Goofy, a player that later signed over to BC. In 1990 they finished second in the Fizzy Drinks League to Bristol Rovers in a season which included a 4-0 loss to their Bristol rivals -- thanks to a hat-trick from City fan Marcus Stewart. Oh the irony. The team remained mediocre until 2004. That year they reached the play-off final before bottling it against Brighton and Hove Albion -- although, to be fair, they were playing against two teams at once. More recently they lost to local rivals Bristol Rovers, a famous defeat, despite being a league higher than the winners. They have had further success in the Mickey Mouse cup with a win over another local organisation, the German National team. The Germans choked when the team was struck by lightning; police later found the team captain four meters up a plane tree with a sheep in his arms. In 2008, plans were announced to relocate to a brand new, 80,000 all-seater stadium at Ilminster Avenue, in Knowle West, a pleasant, leafy, Bristol suburb. The site was chosen for its proximity to City's traditional fan base, plus the excellent public transport infrastructure and plentiful supply of recreational drugs and prostitution. TV Fame Soon to be released is the new sitcom 'Championship, You're Having a Laugh', to be filmed on location at Bristol's Ashton Gate Stadium on alternate Weekends and some Tuesdays. Special edition Cup games will be featured throughout the season, with close-up shots of players' worst moments, their facial deformities, and of course the ever-popular cutaway fan shots, titled 'Knickers, Knickers, Knickers'. Current Squad Manager - Derek 'Who drunk all the beer?' McIness 1 GK David 'Please God, don't let it go in' James 2 RB Jordan 'Why did I get loaned?' Spence 6 CB Louis 'I'm the best in the world' Carey 4 CB Liam 'Why am I the captain?' Fontaine 7 RM Marvin 'Screw this, I'm going back to Jamaica' Elliot 8 CM Neil 'Slap another one on the barbie' Kilkenny 21 CM Kalifa 'I have the same same last name as a better striker' Cisse 27 LM Albert 'Ghana pwns' Adomah 9 ST Jon 'I can actually score, oh wait' Stead 10 ST Hogan 'GET ME BACK TO QPR' Ephraim Looks pretty old with the squad details.
please log in to view this image Despite being born with legs of differing lengths Cameron began his unexpected football career in 1997 with Alloa Athletic, where he was a big fan's favourite, to be precise Big Tina from the Bottom End; he poached 48 goals including two in the 1999 Scottish Challenge Cup final win for Alloa. The game finished 4-4 with Cameron scoring Alloa's third and fourth. Alloa won a 5 hour penalty shootout 5-4 with the frustrated linesman scoring the decisive penalty. Martin formed unique strike partnerships with Willie Irvine and on loan Colin Nish from Dunfermline Arthritic. His innovative introduction of the three-legged striker, where the left leg of one striker is strapped to the right leg of the other, is remembered fondly for its entertainment value and played a significant role in him being appointed the first ever under 3's football ambassador. After winning the Scottish Challenge Cup Alloa also gained promotion to the Scottish First Division. This meant that clubs north and south of the border had taken note of Cameron's goal scoring prowess and Alloa could not hold on to Martin, he was sold to Bristol Rovers for a club record fee of £1.75 and 11 pairs of football-boot laces. Cameron was later quoted as saying that he had left Alloa for Bristol as he "had always dreamed of visiting Rio de Janeiro and the birthplace of Maradona". Once recovered from his disappointment however he settled into his regular dug out spot, on one of his rare outings Martin suffered an ankle injury against Brentford and as a result, missed six weeks of the season. The silver lining being that when he was discharged from traction his legs were now the same length and he no longer run in ever-decreasing counter-clockwise circles. He is now playing for east region junior side Tranent Juniors and fills his days teaching himself the euphonium and obsessively filling his white van with as many copies of Evening News as he can buy each evening thus entitling him to literally dozens of votes in the ever popular "Scottish Panda of the Week" poll.
I would like to have read the first two. Perhaps we should start our own uncyclopedia. Agorafobium -- fear of open spaces. There are plenty of them with the space located between their ears in Bristol. Aggrofobium-- designated to the twats who spend hours trawling the web to dig up troublesome nonsense to banter with their neighbours
Second only to Frampton Rangers, Bristol Rovers are considered amongst the greatest football teams in North Bristol . The team is often referred to as 'The Pirates' or 'The Gas', due to the Body Odour of their fans, and the ease of which bootleg DVD's can be purchased at home games. In fact on days when Rovers are playing at home on the same day as their local rivals Bristol ****ty you can actually see robins falling from the sky. Rovers are currently in Fizzy Pop League One and regularly play teams including Barcelona AC Milan and LA Mars bars. Minimal Ground In the last 20 years, Rovers have played their home games at three different stadiums. After becoming established at Eastville, management decided to replace the entire team with flat packed furniture from IKEA, and for a short time results improved. When the FA discovered that most IKEA products are actually just a load of well presented ****e the team was forced to move to the 80 thousand all seater capacity stadium of Twerton Park in Bath. As soon as the team arrived in Bath ace hot dog and burger seller greasy Joe (not famous for his baths) was put at the helm and the teams fortunes began to take a turn for the better. When ex McDonalds employee Trevor Francis was recruited to serve the burgers the team began to experience unprecedented success. Rovers experienced their best run of form for years, and even managed to go two whole seasons without being relegated. Despite the small size of their stadium, one of the stands still managed to fall down, it is unknown what caused this to happen but the two front runners are either a termite infestation or mass pirate rioting causing a large gas explosion. Unfortunately, the blue patch was short lived when it became clear that the teams quintessential play maker Devon Malcolm had in fact eaten all the pies. With nothing left in the kitchen, and the fact that everyone knew there was no way the team could hang onto Gary Penrice let alone Nigel Martin, the team was forced to move again. The new ground was named 'The Memorial Ground' in deference Malcolm's pie eating skills and has proved popular with fans despite initial criticism of the builders when it was realised that all the seats had been installed facing towards the pitch. Rovers Rivalry with City Bristol is home to two professional (and I use the word professional very loosely) football teams. This has caused numerous problems in the past. Some of the worse incidents have included swearing; a Bristol City fan once used the 'F' word against a Rovers player, the City fan died. And went to heaven. Because he failed to Acknowledge one of the ten commandments: Though shall never support a piss poor football team eg.Bristol Rovers. Records Bristol Rovers have set many records whilst playing in the lower leagues of English football including: Two home games in a row being abandoned due to a double booking of the field with a car boot sale. The first British team to play a midweek flood-lit game, by candle light. First team to not haveing humans supporting them. First team to play their games in the middle of M32 All time Top Goalscorers Lee Peacock - 2 Greg the Lamb - 2 Robert Mugabe - 1 Godwin the Goat - 1 Godwin the Goat II* - 1 (*) Denotes that they are still playing for the club
