Football is boring this season.. So to distract from football: A chav, a redneck, a bogan, a yob, a Millwall fan and a hillbilly all get stranded on a jungle island with each other (unarmed, but lots of booze). Only one will be allowed to leave the island alive. They are instructed to fight each other to the death. Which one of them would you expect to survive the Battle Royale? Edit: A Russian Dwarf, Sucky and Blueman have all been sent to the island now too.... And a Beauf which is France's equivalent of a redneck: A uneducated, vulgar white man without manners.... Gives everyone the opportunity to beat up a French man.
Basically Aussie version of a redneck. Lives on edge of bush, drinks cheap beer, does a lot of weed has mullet. Etc. I figure probably one of the stronger competitors because they're used to everything trying to kill them.
A lot of crossover between all these groups and someone can belong to more than one. Hillbilly refers to simple rural folk; usually live more of a peaceful existence. Rednecks tend to live in trailers and say "hold my beer" while driving their pickup truck and shooting street signs. Yobs to me are more aggressive and out looking for trouble than Chavs who are more defined by their lack of class and a misguided outlook on "what's cool".
Chuck Hasbullah in there and none of them stand a chance against the GOAT. please log in to view this image
I had to Google who he was. He'd certainly be able to launch an ambush attack more effectively than the others... And if the fight to the death lasted more than a day, he'd need less food than the others. He's Russian right? Everyone in Russia is kinda under-culture society. He can be classified as a Rüsneck.
When he starts going at people you can see on their face, a small lingering thought of "I'd box you across this room you cheeky little ****." But instead they just smile and laugh about it
Millwall fan. Although, he's probably a dumb racist ****, he'll probably be able to handle himself and fight his way out of it.
