I once had a man in a banana suit grab me in the middle of the street and shake me, whilst screaming, "I'm not just a banana, I'm a banana with hepatitis C!" Any relation?
One of my pals was caught fighting by CCTV on Halloween a few years back. He was inside some takeaway and some **** turned round and boxed him in the face, knocking him to the ground. So he picked up the wig he was wearing (He was dressed in drag) stood up and knocked the **** out. Got done for it as well. The ****s from the takeaway gave him a copy of the tape, they thought it was hilarious