UEFA's 32 player shortlist for player of the year

Has anyone seen this??

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Who the **** is Leslie Davies?

 

He plays for Banger City FC pal...






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Ah... Everything makes sense now... It's that Les Davies .

 

I think you might have ****ed that up pal...

 

Leslie Davies is a surprise but Wayne Rooney is ****ing shocking!!!!

 

Torres??????? Les to win it.

 

Even more of a surprise... Torres....

 

Generic list of names.

Lampard?

Torres?

Raul?

Nah.

Where is Charlie Adam?

In serious. Lampard, Torres > Demba Cisse, Mario Gomez, Bale.

 

Who votes for this...? I'm guessing manager's and captains or UEFA reps?

 

I'm surprised Terry hasn't just won it right out.

 

Leslie Davies:

http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/season=2012/clubs/player=95487/index.html

Check out the match log

Looks like a world beater. Lets sign him up.

 

Don't worry, he'll be there to collect the award...

 

So he is an unknown midfielder that played a grand total of two games and conceded thirteen (yes, that is right, THIRTEEN! ) goals...

Still, can't be worse than Charlie Adam...

 

Leslie Davies... his corners must be worth £15million alone...

 

Certainly equal to Stewart Downing when it comes to goals and assists...

 

Brendan Rogers really needs to look into this.

Who was that guy Dalglish was looking at?

Rory Donelly.

 

Too late on that one:

Then again, it's a former Rodgers player (and signing) so who knows...

Loving that Everton missed out on him...