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UBS Twat Loses $2bn

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, Sep 15, 2011.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Just to show that the banks have totally tightened up their act after nearly ruining the economy of the whole planet, a UBS employee has somehow managed to lose $2bn.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14927432

    This is the same UBS that was bailed out by the Swiss people.
    Nice. <doh>
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Sep 15, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

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    So the bank loses $2Bn and no customer accounts are affected.

    I call that a result!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 15, 2011
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    "a UBS employee has somehow managed to lose $2bn."

    I love that - makes it sound like he accidentally left it on the tube or something. I shouldn't think he'll be guest of honour at the office party this year
     
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  4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Give that man a massive bonus
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Sep 15, 2011
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    aka george agdgdgwngo
     
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