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Typical woman.

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  1. Samurai

    Samurai Active Member

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    A woman is planning to sue Justin Bieber, as she says that he is the father of her baby.

    If she loses the case, she goes to jail for perjury.

    If she wins the case, she goes to jail for child molestation, as in the US an over 18 can't have sex with a minor, no matter how old the kid is.

    Women, always planning ahead.
     
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    Samurai, Nov 2, 2011
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    What age is she?
     
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  3. Samurai

    Samurai Active Member

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    She says she was 19 when she ****ed the kid. He woulda been 16, making it illegal in the US.

    What a ****ing idiot.
     
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    Samurai, Nov 2, 2011
  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Thank **** she didn't do it at an old firm game....extra 5 years for that
     
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