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Your perfect size

  1. Ironing board…

  2. Smaller than a handful…

  3. A handful…

  4. More than a handful…

  5. Yablowza!!!

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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    ... means inane top 5 threads and polls galore!!

    So. Here is the first poll:

    Breast sizes.

    Your preferences please... Note you can choose multiples of sizes.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 7, 2011
  2. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Always was a handful bloke, especially when you see what gravity x years does.
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Mar 7, 2011
  3. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    A handful. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Mar 7, 2011
  4. The Flowing Locks of Jonas

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    Definite handful. Any bigger and it tends to be a large woman
     
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    The Flowing Locks of Jonas, Mar 7, 2011
  5. SirBR

    SirBR Active Member

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    More than a handfull, what doesn't fit in the hand goes in the mouth :D <ok>
     
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    SirBR, Mar 7, 2011
  6. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    I couldnt decide so i picked all five ;)
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Mar 7, 2011
  7. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Breasts don't count if you're fat.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Mar 7, 2011
  8. Tiggyrimana

    Tiggyrimana Active Member

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    more than a handfull for me ;)
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 7, 2011
  9. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    A handful is definately the perfect amount of breast. Judging by the poll it looks like most agree <ok>.

    2 weeks of wonderful polls such as these?! I cant wait. I think photos should be uploaded to show 'the perfect pair'
     
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    beardface, Mar 7, 2011
  10. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    My Dad always told me that more than a handful was just a waste.

    He seemed embarrassed when I reminded him of this after marrying his 5th wife; the 36DD air head. She just told me he had paid for them and smiled...
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 7, 2011

  11. Pipe4Life

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    i have large hands so i answered the question as if i had average sized hands and went for more than a handful.

    i have to say im every inch a breast man. theres nowt wrong with a nice arse but i couldcare if a woman had noi arse and shat out of her belly button so long as she had some awesome perky tats.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Mar 7, 2011
  12. Arfa's Left Foot

    Arfa's Left Foot Active Member

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    Too true. Rep!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Mar 7, 2011
  13. overseasTOON

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    True but they keep your ears warm in bed.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 7, 2011
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    that being said though, few things disgust me so readily as a pair of fat old saggy tits that flat to the stomach. the thought alone is making my stomach churn.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Mar 7, 2011
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    <laugh> Class
     
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    SirBR, Mar 7, 2011
  16. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    I was a breast man but to keep things civil I insist to the wife that I've always been a leg man :)
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 7, 2011
  17. Agent Bruce

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    Could be a bit unpleasant when you're on the job!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 7, 2011
  18. Pipe4Life

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    my missus is only too aware that i'm a breast man through and through adn is under no illusion that i find them one of her most valuable assets...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Mar 7, 2011
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    Yablowza!!!, because it sounds awesome.
     
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    Son of a pitch, Mar 7, 2011
  20. SirBR

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    Is it called that, because that is the noise you make when you have your face buried inbetween them????
     
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    SirBR, Mar 7, 2011
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