http://web.orange.co.uk/article/qui...by_jellyfishDavid_Cameron_stung_by_jellyfish? Hopefully the jellyfish presses charges.
He's a Tory toff who went to Eton, if getting pished on by numerous ****s is the strangest paraphilia he has then he's a moderate in comparison to his peers. More than likely he was trying to **** the jellyfish while SamCam throttled him.