Two good friends sit down one night over the poker table..........

......"You know what Alan , I'm frigging sick of them ******* geordies. I came in saved their frigging club and now all i get is frigging abuse. I'm gonna screw em..How about , I'll sack our current popular manager who they love and you can come in and they'll hate that! But there's better , I can get £35m for that geordie prick of a number 9 and right on transfer deadline day , I'm gonna sell him and we won't have time to get a replacement! I'll give you a couple of million and me and derek will pocket the rest!!" How about it son? And by the way raise you 50 grand". I wonder I wonder , it can't be true?