It's people like you who spoil Twitter for the rest of us. I want to ready hysterical women and lefties complaining about everything as a futile attempt to deflect from their own ****ty lives, not some zoomer bamming people up for fits and giggles.
Wed, 1 Nov 2017 03:23:31 +0100 (CET) From: Abraham <[email protected]-terme.si.it> Message-ID: <186293294.20028749.1509503011868.JavaMail.zimbra@comune.chianciano-terme.si.it> My name is Abraham, a banker from London, United Kingdom. I am contacting you with regards to a life changing business proposal where both of us stand to gain SEVEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING. Kindly contact me on my private email [email protected] for more information about this life changing business proposal. Warm Regards,Abraham ^^^^ I'm rich now
Got this one today. "If you are still alive..." INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES. ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION A power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning by two gentle men, one of them is an American national and he is MR DAVID DEANE by name while the other person is MR... JACK MORGAN by name a CANADIAN national. This gentlemen claimed to be your representative, and this power of attorney stated that you are dead, they brought an account to replace your information in other to claim your fund of $12.5 Million Usd which is now lying DORMANT and UNCLAIMED, below is the new account they have submitted: BANK.-HSBC CANADA Vancouver, CANADA ACCOUNT NO. 2984-0008-66 Be further informed that this power of attorney also stated that you suffered and died of throat cancer. You are therefore given 24hrs to confirm the truth in this information, If you are still alive, You are to contact us back immediately, Because we work 24 hrs just to ensure that we monitor all the activities going on in regards to the transfer of beneficiaries inheritance and contract payment. You are to reply to this office immediately for clarifications on this matter as we shall be available 24 hrs to attend to you and give you the necessary guidelines on how to ensure that your payment is wired to you immediately. Just also be informed that any further delay from your side could be dangerous, as we would not be held responsible of wrong payment. Mr Hill Hataway Finance Department Director International Monetary Funds Agents
Pffff, only $12.5M? That's peanuts compared to my SEVEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS STERLING. I've already quit my job, going to book flights to Barbados asap.
Just made another cool $8.5M Raking it in today Thu, 2 Nov 2017 14:04:43 +0100 From: "Dr. Alloy Ibeh" <[email protected]> To: Edited to avoid ****s emailing my work Message-ID: <[email protected]08.prod.outlook.com> Dear Fund beneficiary Sir, Our Ref: YBN/CBN/UN/2017. YOUR DEBIT VISA ATM CARD IS READY FOR SHIPMENT, Please be notified that your long outstanding accrued interest /1% retention deposit sum of $8,500,000.00USD ($8.5million) has been approved for onward release and loaded in a Debit/VISA ATM Card for immediate delivery to your address. View ATM Card status below: Bank Name: United Bank for Africa Plc Card Number: 2133 4890 6521 7224 Date of Issuance: Sept.. 8th 2017 Expiry Date: Sept19th 2019 Amount Loaded: $8.5million Maximum withdrawal Limit per Day: $9,000 Requirement for shipment: 1.) Shipment Fee: $60 2.) Insurance Coverage Fee: $150 Total Amount Needed: $210 ONLY Kindly contact the shipping agent with your Full Name and Address to deliver your Master card on below details and do strictly adhere to shipment payment advice in order to deliver your loaded Card to you safely without any hitch. Branch Location: Lagos Nigeria Contact Person: Mr. Bakare Uwem Email: [email protected] Also be informed that as soon as you pay the above shipment fee you will be given a TRACKING NUMBER to track down your ATM Card delivery to your delivery address through the DHL/ FedEx .THE 4 DIGIT PIN NUMBER WILL BE SENT TO YOUR EMAIL BY THE CUSTOMER CARE SERVICE DEPARTMENT FOR SECURITY REASONS and safety of your funds. Thank you, Yours Sincerely. Dr. Alloy Ibeh
