by Christ you should have seen us. The first mate's name was Arter who was a champion farter. When the wind was low and the ship wouldn't go, Arter the farter would start 'er. Sums up the season so far?......
The second mate's name was Ralls............ but I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with that......
Hey Bluey - if I remember it correctly, that figure head was actually the first line and went something like this............. 'Twas on the good ship Venus By Christ, you should have seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed, And the mast was a rampant penis. (apologies to the easily offended...)
I like it lads>>>>>>>sex and pistols at the ready there was a man called vetchy who seems quite old and tetchy he got so small they all would call look mush here`s comes joe pesci
Aber, you’ve got to bring it down a peg eh pal? There was an intelligent project manifesting here....fugged it up proper! I was well into Pugwash Winky!Adventures on The Black Pig eh?
Agree masky - let's keep it nautical and naughty please....... Now let's see hmm.......who was the cabin boy? Ahh yes, I remember now...... The cabin boy was chipper, A pernicious little nipper. He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised the skipper.
the cabin boy was masky who can be kinda nasty but have no fear he don't drink beer just eats up all the clarkies please log in to view this image
My punchline was "sucking a dead man's penis". Difference in translation between Newport and Porthcawl. Offended? Who cares?
Now that’s spooky, as not an hour ago....maybe two....I was having a Masky chat with a lady about said pies! That is, this particular pie formerly known as Clarkie is now renamed Victoria Pie (after the location of Victoria Park). This separated the once joined company from the one sited in Grangetown! The Grangetown one is meat, and the Victoria one is Soya!
its not spooky masky we are all one consciousness enjoying AN experience...and without getting 2 deep throated here.......meat of soya?>>>>>>>>>>im vaccine filled cow all the way me......soya?who the fk is she please log in to view this image
OK guys, come on please - WTF is nautical about soya? As were talking food here though, here goes again........... The ship's cook name was Andy. By Christ, he had a dandy, Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock For coming in the brandy. Boom boom.......
Masky went into a bar, didn’t realise it was a (ahem) gay thingy, but a very nice gentleman approached from behind, asked me, would I like my stool pushed in! Oh stingy! WTF Masky? Didn’t see that one cumming Wannky!
I know but wouldn't they have been brilliant children's tv in the 60's. After all Kenny Everett wanted to call his character Mary Hinge. That was refused but Cupid Stunt was acceptable.
