TV Listings from the past

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Remit Square and Swimming With Cats with Nicky Campbell.

I would actually pay my license fee to see these programmes.

 

Baghdad Comedown.

 

"It shouldn't happen to a blameless child" - AKA "a day at A&E Alder Hey"

 

"lawn Based Bollock Poppers"

 

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The very first line rules out everyone on here.

 

I'm sure if we all put our thinking caps on we could get a full schedule listing. I'd like to see Jeffry Dahmer as a guest chef on Saturday Kitchen - I wonder if Sainsburys would run out of the relevant ingredients within 10 minutes of its broadcast.

 

The Flaccid Heart: (d) Richard Curtis. Depressed 40-something (Neil Morrissey) finally meets the woman of his dreams in a West End singer, but will he still love her when he finds out about Marjory's (MacKenzie Crook) hidden secret.

 

I looked at the first season of Black Mirror last week,the British PM had to shag a pig on live tv to save the life of a royal so it's not a million miles away from TV Go Home

 

Did Charlie Brooker not write that too?

 

Yes, he did. One of the few good things on TV in the last few years.

 

^^^^^

Very true.

 

^^^^

I agree

 

Read the Nathan Barley entries ... <toby>

Brooker is funny as ****.




PS Dev, this is nearly as old as you!

 

The McCann's Guide To Successful Babysitting

 

14 years ago...has your dial up taken this long.

 

Top Of The Paeds ; a weekly countdown of the countries top 40 *****philes to reveal who is sitting at number one

 

Who do you think I am? Children interview parents with Alzheimers