gettin ma haircut yesterday in this turkish joint on dumbarton road. there was 10 people in the shop and a was the only white guy, anyway the **** spends about half an hour cuttin ma hair makin sure its perfect, he was a bit rash with the open razor which was a bit dodgy, THEN he grabs this we stick with a blob of somethin on the end of it, sets it on fire then starts flickin against ma ****in ears! he was burning the wee gay blonde hairs on ma ears and the hairs inside ma ears which i dont even have to start with. WTF?
I reckon your body must be made almost purely of drugs, and the guy was simply trying to get a high off you
Nev having holidayed in Turkey about 9 times now, that is normal practise when you go for a shave. Never had a haircut from them right enough If I were you I'd be more worried about these 'Gay blonde hairs' you have
Not the Turkish barber next to the Hayburn Nev? Don't go back "Next time, i keel you" is what he said to my mate. Right enough, my mate was pished, on a bad come down with added fears, thought he was trying to set fire to him and screamed "Get aff me ya ****in Muslin immigrant fire throwin ****!!" as he shoved his wee flame in his face. Safer going to the guy round in Merkland Street next to the station. Tell him big Dave sent you.
