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Tuesday Quiz - Why does your manager call the skin on his penis "twoskin"

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by EDGE, Jul 5, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Can anyone tell me?
     
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  2. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    Because you were educated in Scotland and therefore cant read numbers you mistaked the four for a two
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
  3. EDGE

    EDGE Guest

    Cos' he's called Alan PARDEW <laugh>

    Alan "PART JEW"

    Jews get circumscised, so he's part Jewish which means he only get 50% foreskin removal, hence twoskin.

    <rofl>

    I'm here all week <laugh>
     
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  4. TheLittleGeordie

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    oh dear god <doh>
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jul 5, 2011
  5. boxheed

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    EDGE , you made a comment on why so many people post on nufc - we're all unemployed and got nowt better to do , but you,ve just said your on here all week ?????
    now your gona tell us your working from home right????
     
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    boxheed, Jul 5, 2011
  6. EDGE

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    No, I'm working out of an office.

    <ok>

    You guys shouldn't take the internet so seriously :bandit:
     
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    EDGE, Jul 5, 2011

  7. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    you explained your ****ing joke you ******, you dont explain a joke becuase then its no longer a joke, its some ****ing ****** form glasgow who fingers his own asshole.

    i dont know whats worse, the fact you were ****ed by your dad or the fact you enjoyed it
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
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    gobsmacked ....................your working ??????? and wheres the friggin smiley things on here
     
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    boxheed, Jul 5, 2011
  9. EDGE

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    Good Lord you guys are so ****ing angry all the time <laugh>
     
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    go advanced when writing a comment.
     
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    Leon Bessi, Jul 5, 2011
  11. boxheed

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    cheers :emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0100-smile:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  12. Aldridge_Prior

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    Why are people so offended by EDGE? He's just a daft twat, go along with it or ignore him, he's canny funny sometimes....




    Still a twat overall though.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 5, 2011
  13. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
    A: Their both absolutely useless in Europe.
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
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    Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
    A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
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    Q: What do Haemhorroids and Gers Fans have in common?
    A: They're both a complete pain in the arse and never seem to go away completely
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
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    That's a similarity mate
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 5, 2011
  17. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    Hah, true, oh well
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Jul 5, 2011
  18. Aldridge_Prior

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    Interchangeable jokes are hardly gonna help. Just stick to childish insults like "EDGE skullfucks his sister" or "EDGE deepthroats his dad"...
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Jul 5, 2011
  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction, Jul 5, 2011
  20. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Please **** off back to the Gen Chat board where you belong you inbred twat.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Jul 5, 2011
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