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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Last night, I took a girl out...(a geordie lass) from work.

    I wined and dined her, we had a lovely walk home...arm in arm. We spoke for hours...and everything was going just dandy.

    I did the deed, as you'd expect. I decided she'd find it funny if I shouted out 'ooooh Cheick Tiote!' at the end of it all. Needless to say, she was unimpressed. Stormed out my house. Sent me a nasty text and now word has got round work. I get to work this afternoon to find pictures of Tiote all over my computer.

    So yes, he may be the human form of god. But, im afraid the females just arent in awe of him.

    Just let that be a warning to you all.

    May Tiote have mercy on them all.
     
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    P.T.N, May 23, 2011
  2. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    IF this is true its probably the funniest thing I've heard all day <laugh>
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, May 23, 2011
  3. Rafa's Championship Party

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    She not worthy at least you know it now mate and still shagged her.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, May 23, 2011
  4. TJR_NUFC

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    <laugh>
     
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    TJR_NUFC, May 23, 2011
  5. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh> If that is true then it's insane, must try that out next time <ok>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, May 23, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Never play too close to home. Too many people will know all your secrets and pleasures.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 23, 2011

  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Id love this to be true!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, May 24, 2011
  8. P.T.N

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    Its 100% true. Im known to do some pretty stupid things after drink haha
     
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    P.T.N, May 24, 2011
  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    ****ing awesome <laugh>
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, May 24, 2011
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Next time you're in that situation you should try a full rendition of the Coloccini song.
     
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    u408379965, May 24, 2011
  11. Arfa's Left Foot

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    And start doing the Nolan dance.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, May 24, 2011
  12. P.T.N

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    Lol, like I'll ever be in that situation again! Well, not for a good while like. This girl, knows like everyone in this bloody city. I'll be a bloody no go now! My days of pulling are over haha!
     
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    P.T.N, May 24, 2011
  13. Geordie Gashead

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    I'm definitely trying this. Class <laugh>
     
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    Geordie Gashead, May 24, 2011
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    <laugh> I have to try this on the next lass I bot!
     
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    QWOP, May 24, 2011
  15. QWOP

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    In York hey??? What's her name, I might know her lol!!
     
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    QWOP, May 24, 2011
  16. Agent Bruce

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    Next time you're in that situation you should try a full rendition of the Coloccini song.
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    And start doing the Nolan dance.
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    If she's a TOON fan you can't fail if you do this.
     
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    Agent Bruce, May 24, 2011
  17. The Situation

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    Haha now thats what I call a situation!!!

    Iv always been tempted to shout EEAAGGLLLEE
     
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    The Situation, May 24, 2011
  18. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    If I currently had a lass I would probably shag her from behind so I can imagine its one of Tiote, Colo or Barton, depending on how the mood strikes.
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, May 24, 2011
  19. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Would also be pretty funny <laugh>
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, May 24, 2011
  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <laugh>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, May 24, 2011
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