An old man was tied naked to a tree and beaten by outraged villagers in a Welsh Valley on Tuesday after being caught having sex with a local female sheep. (At least it was a female!) Luvgonzo aka Sheep Shagger suffered a serious head injury when the sheep's owner threw a lance at him after finding him in a compromising position with his prize ewe. Luvgonzo was later frogmarched naked to a police station with the violated ovine in tow where he confessed to several acts of fondling that he blamed on his love for the ewe, according to Not606 reports. "I was sent by the god to do that," Luvgonzo told the angry crowd which included one disgusted woman who claimed to have also seen him engaging in sex acts with a dog. "I saw this man mounting a dog two weeks ago at around seven in the evening and I was so surprised," the woman told reporters. The accused adamantly denied allegations the woman's accusation and insisted that his affection for animals was limited to sheep. "I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly," he said in his defence. "And as for shagging a dog? "That would be disgusting! " What sort of pervert would do that?", he added. The man admitted to the Not606 Report that his affection for sheep began as a child after he received a particularly soft wool sweater as a gift one Christmas. This whole story should remind the guys here at the Not606 of a friend of his (HIAG) who was asked during a game of Truth or Dare whether, given a hypothetical choice, he would rather shag a sheep or French kiss it. He paused for a moment before giving the following puzzling reply: "But surely if I was shagging the sheep, I would already be French kissing it?" Photo 1: Mr Luvgonzo is seen here going on a date with his latest 'girlfriend' Photo 2: "I love Ewe!" @luvgonzo
A good effort. A little more subtle would be good and if you've gone through the effort of typing that then by **** you must be bored. If you didn't type it then you really need to delete your web activity.
Oh I am truly bored! Working from home, doing a project plan and just can't be arsed to do it today lolz
