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Tripped over a granny

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Prince Isak (GG), Apr 15, 2012.

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    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    So this afternoon I was walking through the town and a granny in a motorised wheel chair brushed my ankle.

    My immediate reaction was to howl out my left leg..... Do the splits mid air and face plant the ground with an instant back arch on landing and look around for witnesses.....

    That lady is gonna pay for that brush and so up steps shrek to save me.......

    I feel so much better knowing that after all the public seen the fact that I made a complete meal of it people relished that sloth roonster banged in the pen and everyone can drool over shreks new locks of hair......

    Ell.... Your only young once so you might as well dive in at the deep end eh!
     
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