Off Topic Triggers for whiffy farts

So what sets you off on a trip to Trumpton?

Do you often visit windy miller?

Where does it all begin for you?

I’ve discovered caulk and broccoli are the two bad boys for me. After eating those two, I can have some of the smelliest farts known to man.

 

I think cauli is a well known culprit. Brussells sprouts are still the killer though.

Basically any beer.

 

Classic ACS thread.

 

I find lager doesn’t do that to me but when I drink ale I fart and poo more.

Also find that when i have cans and not pints I get pissed quicker.

 

Red wine, cheese.

I mean a creamy black bomber cheese and a glass of Muga red wine, I could kill a human.

 

Complete opposite for me. But that might be because I drink cans in the house at snail's pace, whilst I drink pints in the pub on a sesh and finish them in a third of the time.

 

Baked beans. I deliberately eat them so I can let off a few farts in the office.

 

Garlic and herb sauce from papa johns

 

Human liver and a fine chianti

 

****ing love that stuff, not easy to get hold of like, Grainger Market I think my last batch came from

 

Great stuff. To be honest last season I won a cheese for winning one of the half time comps in hospitality. We may not buy good players, but the cheese was first class

 

Normally stuff with garlic/onions in will set me off like, and fizzy stuff. I hate it when her indoors whinges about the smell....do women expect it to smell like ****ing pot-pourri?

 

its funny when they say 'can you please not far' like we have a little switch we flick for a laugh and have a choice in the matter....

 

I don't have any sense of smell so can be a bit embarrassing at times,when people start to look at me I just look around and say who was that

 

I remember having a few nights on the beak where the quality was poor and that did not some really nasty things to my farts.

 

A maccy d's.

 

Like chewing ghandi’s flip flop