Trick or Treat

Advance notice to any bleedin' kids that come pestering me - don't recommend you eat any of my sweets !
< mighthavebeendippedindogshit> - that'll teach them for demanding money with menaces.

 

It's Halloween... not trick or treat

 

just saying that it won't be a treat with me !

 

Im going out dressed as Jimmy Savile with a couple of schoolgirls.

Now then, now then.

 

do you think they'll be impressed with the size of your 'cigar'

 

Yeah, i will do a "Clinton" on them.

 

I'm doing a sponsored walk for NSPCC next year - Might go dressed as Jimmy Saville and see if I get any more sponsorship

 

I reckon Saville will end up being this years' guy on the Lewes bonfire. I wonder if I can get any odds on that ?

 

Light an air bomb on your side and let god/Allah sort it out f kids get burnt.... Trick or treat is a 1 way st .. **** you minors

 

I think Jimmy Savile is getting too much bad press.

I mean its not like hes Craig Levein.