He's probably in Ibiza again, which frankly is potentially more dangerous to his life than a mob after him.
I'm quite good at the recorder, well not really actually...........................can I come along for the ride, please Miss, please.
Aye, only because he spent all his Whisky and Fig Roll money putting on Mick's ****e horse tips. If Eddie and Shergar were about in those day poor Auld Tommy might no have gone to Cuckootown for the needle.