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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So what is your go to thing if you want to treat yourself?

    Is it booze or food.. if so what kind?

    Is it a manic workout pumping iron... (Chaos I'm looking at you)?

    Is it s pokey bum ****? (morning pouchy)?

    Is it a stroke of your Jeremy Corbyn heart shaped picture in the fluffy frame beside your bed (morning Southerner)?


    Mines Montezumas 100% absolute black chocolate with almonds.... and a glass of the finest Amarone.
     
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  2. G4rdToonArmy

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    An evening of hookers and blow
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

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    Sunbed
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I **** myself off watching Prime Minister questions
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Recently got a record player, so buying 80s vinyl is being a bit of a thing for me. Got a big CD collection, but vinyl is soooooo much more sexay.

    Work out non stop, so that's not really a treat, but do like to book myself on outdoor 10ks/half marathons from time to time, which is more of a "treat" than going to the gym.
     
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    I have a habit of slapping my own arse cheek in the mirror when dressing
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm sure @Southerner spends most of his time sniffing his own farts and pretending he has a ****ing clue.
     
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    Hes alright mate.. has his own views and is quite funny imo.
     
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    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm not a softie like you, he declared war last night I'm afraid.
     
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    Missed that... what thread so i can read
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    My Bowen thread mate, I know you like to stir the pot but he never replies anyway.
     
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    Im going to try
     
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    Single malt
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I call that a Saturday night in Krakow.
     
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  15. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Writing and reading.

    Recently not had a great deal of time to do either due to work but break lined up for next month and hoping to take advantage then.
     
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    kielder 10k is my favourite run beside the GNR. Well worth a looksee.
     
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    I’m reading a good book right now called the chimp paradox.
     
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    I thought this thread was about your mental health problems and that frontal lobotomy you tried to do with a hammer.

    Anyway mine is Cadbury’s Chocolate produced anywhere west of Asia and Guatemalan coffee.
     
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  19. Givemeursaltytears

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    I’m a simple man, for me it’s a bag of chili heatwave Doritos whilst I look at the league one table:1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Fixed
     
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