Travellers

Glorious day up here in the shimmering and sparkling Granite City, a light in the North East. I work in Altens and am just a stones throw from the sea. I work on the very edge of the Industrial Estate and our offive overlooks the sea. Now then, whilst surveying the beautifully calm and serene North Sea it came to my attention that the land between the estate and the sea has yet again been invaded by those freeloading scummy Travellers and their obscene looking caravans, much like the one ST has stationed at Cornwall.

It won't be long before these parasites and leeches on society will be defcating everywhere and generally making a complete tip of the place at our expense. I think that it has come to the point where we should have a nationwide cull. Why should honest, God fearing, hard working, tax paying, law abiding citizens like us have to stump up for these odious, lazy, smelly spongers on society?

 

****ing gypsies man.

Genocide would be too good for them thieving manky bastarts.

 

Salt of the earth

 

I have a cottage in Cornwall ER.

 

It won't be that next time you need a gypsy violinist with a rose clenched between his teeth to serenade your woman.

 

Women are nothing but trouble so I steer clear.

Plus I have enough pegs anyway. All different colours as well.

 

All the homeless people in Britain and you have two homes ya ****in posh hypocritical ****.

I hate ****in right wing tories like you lording it over the proles, fascistic nazi bastard.

 

I can't help being better than you.

 

It doesn't count if it is on wheels though.

 

Good one.

 

You've got him "pegged" there buddy.

The Caravan of Love with ST and Toby riding the nights away

 

Thank you, I certainly thought so.

 

I recently seen "Drag Me to Hell". I'll never be rude to a pikey ever again.

...just in case they make me watch that utterly ****e movie again.

 

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Thanks. The movie is a dire warning about pikey curses. Watch it at your peril.

 

Hoi Fingers, stop going off at a tangent ya ****.

 

Tangents? I prefer satsumas even though there really isn't much difference.

 

In all seriousness, if we can submit evidence that travellers cause TB in Bovine s then we could persuade the government to cull the ****ers.

 

What do you call a pikey bird in a van?

Rosanna in the Hiace.