translate please.

[Commachio]

Someone must be able to understand them frenchies, can you translate this for us, think it's relating to Ben Arfa missing for some time, and missing the derby.

Foot - ANG - Newcastle
Ben Arfa, rien de cassé
Touché à la cheville gauche avec Newcastle mercredi dernier en amical aux Etats-Unis contre le Sporting Kansas City (0-0), Hatem Ben Arfa, rapatrié sur le champ en Angleterre, ne subira pas d'opération. Ses dirigeants redoutaient que le milieu offensif français ne repasse sur la table, neuf mois après sa double fracture tibia-péroné de la jambe gauche qui l'a privé de toute rencontre officielle depuis le 3 octobre 2010. L'international (8 sélections, 2 buts) a passé des examens qui ont confirmé qu'il ne s'était rien cassé. Il souffre d'une très grosse entorse. Son club table sur un arrêt de six semaines qui le privera du début de la saison. Le joueur effectuera sa rééducation à Paris.

 

[Lucaaas]

It says he hasn't broken anything but will be out for 6 weeks and miss the start of the season.

 

[Commachio]

It says he hasn't broken anything but will be out for 6 weeks and miss the start of the season.

cheers, knew someone would understand it.

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

Someone must be able to understand them frenchies, can you translate this for us, think it's relating to Ben Arfa missing for some time, and missing the derby.

Foot - ANG - Newcastle
Ben Arfa, rien de cassé
Touché à la cheville gauche avec Newcastle mercredi dernier en amical aux Etats-Unis contre le Sporting Kansas City (0-0), Hatem Ben Arfa, rapatrié sur le champ en Angleterre, ne subira pas d'opération. Ses dirigeants redoutaient que le milieu offensif français ne repasse sur la table, neuf mois après sa double fracture tibia-péroné de la jambe gauche qui l'a privé de toute rencontre officielle depuis le 3 octobre 2010. L'international (8 sélections, 2 buts) a passé des examens qui ont confirmé qu'il ne s'était rien cassé. Il souffre d'une très grosse entorse. Son club table sur un arrêt de six semaines qui le privera du début de la saison. Le joueur effectuera sa rééducation à Paris.

Foot - ANG - Newcastle
Ben Arfa, nothing broken
Hit in the left ankle with Newcastle on Wednesday in a friendly in the United States against Sporting Kansas City (0-0), Hatem Ben Arfa, repatriated to England on the field, will not undergo surgery. Its leaders feared that the French midfielder does not switch back on the table, nine months after his double fracture tibia and fibula of the left leg which has denied any official meeting since October 3, 2010. The International (8 caps, 2 goals) has passed examinations which confirmed that nothing had broken. He suffers from a huge breach. The club expects a six-week shutdown will deprive the beginning of the season. The player will make his reeducation in Paris.

 

[Norway]

Foot - ANG - Newcastle
Ben Arfa, nothing broken
Hit in the left ankle with Newcastle on Wednesday in a friendly in the United States against Sporting Kansas City (0-0), Hatem Ben Arfa, repatriated to England on the field, will not undergo surgery. Its leaders feared that the French midfielder does not switch back on the table, nine months after his double fracture tibia and fibula of the left leg which has denied any official meeting since October 3, 2010. The International (8 caps, 2 goals) has passed examinations which confirmed that nothing had broken. He suffers from a huge breach. The club expects a six-week shutdown will deprive the beginning of the season. The player will make his reeducation in Paris.

Smarty pants

 

[MrRAWhite]

Someone must be able to understand them frenchies, can you translate this for us, think it's relating to Ben Arfa missing for some time, and missing the derby.

Foot - ANG - Newcastle......****ing Newcastle
Ben Arfa, rien de cassé....Ben Arfa is a twatTouché à la cheville...And fondles horses
gauche avec Newcastle...****ty smelly Newcastle
mercredi dernier en amical aux Etats-Unis contre le Sporting Kansas City (0-0)...Nee idea how these black and white twats managed a 0-0 draw
Hatem Ben Arfa, rapatrié sur le champ en Angleterre...Hatem Ben Arfa.. raped an English champion hurdler
ne subira pas d'opération.....And needed an operation to remove his penis
Ses dirigeants redoutaient que le milieu offensif français ne repasse sur la table.....The horse felt degraded and has tabled a complaint about his smelly breath
neuf mois après sa double fracture tibia-péroné de la jambe gauche qui l'a privé de toute rencontre officielle depuis le 3 octobre 2010. L'international (8 sélections, 2 buts) a passé des examens qui ont confirmé qu'il ne s'était rien cassé. Il souffre d'une très grosse entorse. Son club table sur un arrêt de six semaines qui le privera du début de la saison. Le joueur effectuera sa rééducation à Paris.

.....The only way the doctors could remove his nob from the horse was to fracture his boner in two places..

 

[Commachio]

.....The only way the doctors could remove his nob from the horse was to fracture his boner in two places..

 

[Shameless]

.....The only way the doctors could remove his nob from the horse was to fracture his boner in two places..

beat me to it damn you!