Transfers

[Beatski]

Accroding to twitter Stephen Ireland and Jason Puncheon signing for Newcastle, also heard that Shola is off to Birmingham for 1.5 million.

With Barton and Carroll at the club, the question to ask is "who needs puncheon?"

 

[Gutierrez's Right Boot]

We will be signing Lazaros Christodoulopoulos and Ashley will charge £10 a letter

 

[QWOP]

CD is dead, go get a day job instead!!! Do I wanna spit a bar?? Yes please

Fat Ronaldo spotted at St James Park carrying a lorry load of pies. It is hoped that the aging Brazilian can win the heart, mind and stomach of our chairman in a bid to resurrect his stalled career!

 

[S.Taylors theatrical handballs]

my dads friends mates taxi driving uncle says that he's just picked up a black gentleman with a Toulouse badged shirt on......fode mansare anyone?

 

[Jesus Was A Geordie]

We're not buying Ireland, but the entire country of Ireland...What the Irish lack in ability they make in numbers and our squad is a little light!

 

[Beatski]

my father's brother's only nephew told me that we're signing Asamoah Gyan as he cant stand cheesy chips, and that the mackems are signing the prolific David Nugent as a replacement.

 

[Rafa's Championship Party]

Beatski, that is quality, funniest thing I've heard ever. Should get a job at the News of the World.

 

[Beatski]

I've read some of the stuff they publish, and they do need someone to think of more believable stories