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Transfer window Post Mortem--Sweetie!

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by bluemoon2, Sep 1, 2011.

  1. bluemoon2

    bluemoon2 Well-Known Member

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    Now, thankfully the transfer window is behind us we can get back to serious posting..so here goes--
    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
    It was just After Eight
    They got off at Quality Street
    He asked her name,"Polo ,I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa
    "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied
    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her
    Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple
    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his TicTacs
    Soon they were Heart Throbs
    It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight
    But 3 days later his Sherbet DipDab started to itch.
    Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts
     
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