Came across this and I have to admit it did make me chuckle slightly Mods, I did look for somewhere suitable to post this, but felt as it is a humorous article, that it didn't belong in any other serious transfer threads. I particularly liked the 9pm reference to Feeds Utd (our feeder club ) Please feel free to move if you see fit. Hope you enjoy. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...rly-for-the-men-and-women-at-Sky-command.html