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Tramp food and food that ****s with big arms eat

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 22, 2020.

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If you eat spam are you a tramp?

  1. Trampiest of tramps

    23.1%
  2. Not quite a homeless tramp but eat like one

    23.1%
  3. A fake tramp who eats spam after begging for money all day

    23.1%
  4. Not as trampy as piskies rambling boots, but still very trampy

    30.8%
  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Spam
    Corned beef
    Any other meat from a can
    Offal/giblets
    Avocado
    Celery


    Tramp food.


    Discuss...
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Schlem is a top guy, but a known ****ing degenerate.

    The guy equal parts amuses and disgusts me
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I like Boogerman, he's a disgusting tramp in so many ways he just owns it. So power to him.

    Mushroom soup= tramp soup
     
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  6. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Add supermarket sausages.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Fairly sure you win the tramp food Oscar every year bro, but Spam is pure Shtink, **** canned meat. I don’t mind a slice of corned beef once in a blue moon, but not from a tin.

    I stopped eating tinned Tuna as well, rotten ****e.
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I can't believe they still sell canned meat, they were canning meat when ****in' cowboys knocked about. It's barely improved in quality since then.

    Ye know it's just barely edible garbage, go to a place where they have real food control and you can't even find the stuff.

    Shoulda got rid of this **** when they got rid of rationing imo.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Avocado and Celery aren't meat, mate.. <ok>
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah canned meat is ****ing disgusting. I'd rather not eat.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    If you ever see food programmes from the US you'd note how different their corned beef is ... they just put cuts like brisket in brine for days to tenderise, and then slice it thinly like ham ... looks lovely ... nowt like the **** we get over here <cheers>
     
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  12. Peej

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    Guess you haven’t made corned beef then? Brine is to flavour, then you slow cook, steam the brisket. Don’t slice it thin, that would be pastrami, different animal(still beef though)
     
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    Avocado is good food you hapless whelp
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I have a varied diet.
    On the menu this evening.
    Juice.
    Spinach
    Carrots
    Apples
    Celery
    Cucumber
    Banana
    Grapes
    Frozen fruit.
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  15. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Eat 5 a day for a month. Let’s see how good they are
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Lovely.
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  17. Sucky

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    Nothing like a glass of bile to wash down the beanz mate
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Yeah that gym dickheads and posh mummy tramps eat.
     
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  19. O'l Gravy Leg.

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    In Wales @luvgonzo doesn't get corned beef. He has him some cornered lamb
     
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  20. Peej

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    <laugh>
     
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