We find our squad assembled & Clayton Wood training ground TP: Right gather round lads Kenwynne is bouncing around at the back of the group TP: kenny if you want a piss go the bog Kenny trudges off dejected TP: Right onto Brighton Wilko puts his hand up TP: Yes andy AW: we are going on holiday boss? TP:HOLIDAY ? AW: you said we were going to brighton TP: OUR FA CUP tie with brighton AW: Sorry boss i aint played for a few games & forgot who we had next TP: Right forget last weeks tactics @ brum, WE ARE GOING TOO ATTACK TP stares huth in the face TP: huthy i want you upfront RH: me boss why? TP: cause you are the only person in the team who can ****ING SCORE just as kj returns, he overhears ****ING SCORE KJ is now frantically asking everyone if they have a mobile on them & cant find one. KJ again starts dancing with his arms waving TP: what is it now? KJ replies : I need a no 2 boss TP: ok **** off & take your time KJ: ok cheers boss then runs straight to the dressing room to get his mobile KJ is now dialling ring ring, ring ring Ric Fuller answers RF: yeh big guy whats happening, am just at me uncles wake KJ: Ric It's too late man were ****ed RF: Chill out Bro, Whats wrong KJ: it's tony RF: ????????? KJ: i went bog & came back just as tony said ****ING SCORE, i think we are ****ed mate, dont bring no ganja back line goes dead
hahahahahaha like that one as well look forward to part 2 tomorrow only i can't reply from work as my emails are monitored but will still be reading
