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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN, Dec 14, 2014.

  1. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN Active Member

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    Scalextric.

    1/2 hour to set up. Then followed by 15 minutes of crawling under stuff to get the **** car that flew off the **** track.

    It was ****
     
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  2. Patience

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    My mum's dildo always stank of ****.
     
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    Molotov cocktails
     
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    Some nuts and a satsuma <wah>
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

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    On the buses board game. There were way too many "You've been Blakeyed" cards.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Meccano. How could the makers of that ****e think that the world of civil engineering could appeal more to a ten year old kid, than a football
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Spirograph - ****e
    Mousetrap - Dull as ****
    Etch a Sketch - Pointless
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Too much excitement for this adrenaline junkie.
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    They used to have a World Championship for that....until they realised that any combination could be solved in 5 moves or less. <laugh>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Anything described as "educational". In terms of generally ****ty presents that would include clothes. Nothin' worse than getting clothes as a present when you're 8 or 9.
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

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    Perfection

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  14. Otto Flayshow

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    I was going to call shenanigans on this, but looked it up and you're perfectly correct. I'm amazed that the figure is so low.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm a repository for useless info but in truth I actually edited it because I seemed to recall it was 3 moves or less, turns out there's an equation which calculated it at 4.8005 moves or less.
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

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    When i smoked and was checkin this lass her mother bought me 10 berkley red and put them in a stocking with satsumas etc.

    Fecking berkley eugh

    And yes I wasnt always the lord fearing good fella I am now so up yours
     
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  17. thefanwithnoname

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    As a general present as i was one of the first of my clan to go uni on a family get together (non infidel related) i got a pen set. a pen set for a student ffs. Its like buying a diabetic a kilo of tate and lyle pure cane sugar ( this only works for BME folk like me and Bealey as our lot call diabetes "" sugar")
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Connect 4

    That was a crackin game when ye were a kid.

    Until you discovered Chess. Then Connect 4 was still a crackin game but for thinking adults.
     
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  19. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Buckaroo , what a crock of ****e.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ has Parkinson's
     
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